In our grocery store, there is a generic variety of Crispix called “Crispy Hexagons.” Unfortunately, seeing this got me thinking, specifically thinking of an idea for a new variety of cereal called “Crispy Hexagrams.” You could make commercials saying something like, “Hey, kids! How cool would it be if you could throw the I Ching every time you pour a bowl of cereal? Now you can with Crispy Hexagrams!” It would be so completely wrong on so many levels — 64 of them, to be exact. More varieties of cereal could follow, such as “Crowley Crunch” or “Blueberry Blavatsky.”
Again I’m left wondering if my sense of humor isn’t entirely too obscure.
August 28, 2007 at 3:55 pm |
No, it’s just obscure enough. I’m laughing quite a lot at “Crowley Crunch.” And I’m enjoying reading your other entries and wallowing happily in all the correct punctuation. Oh, I love that.
ap (friend of friend of your wife)