In our grocery store, there is a generic variety of Crispix called “Crispy Hexagons.” Unfortunately, seeing this got me thinking, specifically thinking of an idea for a new variety of cereal called “Crispy Hexagrams.” You could make commercials saying something like, “Hey, kids! How cool would it be if you could throw the I Ching every time you pour a bowl of cereal? Now you can with Crispy Hexagrams!” It would be so completely wrong on so many levels — 64 of them, to be exact. More varieties of cereal could follow, such as “Crowley Crunch” or “Blueberry Blavatsky.”
Again I’m left wondering if my sense of humor isn’t entirely too obscure.