Here is just a small sampling of the search engine queries that sent web surfers to this site yesterday:
- stupid lancaster county tourist
- how to satire hair removal
- snorting desitin
- inspirational catholic quotes
- pa dutch bouva
- liverpool are scum
- funny chemistry
I want to know what the person who searched for “snorting desitin” was on at the time. Whatever it was, it mustn’t have been enough, because they were clearly craving the exquisite high that only Desitin huffing can deliver. All the cool kids are doing it!
I also love the fact that my site pops up on search engines if you enter “Liverpool are scum.” The fact that it’s also listed under “inspirational catholic quotes” is a tad unsettling, though.