A Budding Bernie Madoff

Our 15 month-old toddler is displaying sharp business acumen these days. He tears through the contents of our pantry in a frenzied display of Protestant Work Ethic that would make any uptight businessperson/crook proud. I’m sure the kid’s thought process while doing this goes much like the following:

Phase 1: Remove everything from the pantry, item by item.

Phase 2: ???

Phase 3: Profit!

And if Phase 3 fails to materialize on its own, you can always grab the bag of dried black beans and wave it around like a morning star while shouting “BWAAA! BWAAA! BWAAA!” until you whack yourself in the forehead with it.

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