Product Concepts Best Left Undeveloped, Part VII

We’ve all seen personal grooming kits for ear hair and nose hair — such kits trim those hairs. Perhaps it is time for an ear and nose hair grooming kit that takes a different approach.

And so, it is with pride that we unveil The Ear & Nose Hair Beauty Kit! Instead of cutting off your ear and nose hair, make them attractive focal points of your overall appearance! Use our tiny tweezers to braid and tie little bows into your ear hair! Make tiny pigtails hang from your nose with our nasal scüncis! Blondes have more fun — color your ear hair with our new hair coloring kits! Can’t grow a moustache, but have lots of nose hair? Use our gel to turn it into a little hanging handlebar moustache! REDEFINE HANDSOME! THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS!

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