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The Losingest Baseball Team of All Time, Seriously.

Put on those platform shoes and shake your booty on the orange and avocado shag carpet to the sonorous strains of Disco Duck, because the Philadelphia Phillies have won the National League East Division title for the second year in a row!

The last time they managed to do that in back-to-back years was 1977-1978 — thirty years ago.

I was one year old then.

In 125 years, they’ve won a grand total of one World Series title, and that was in 1980.

I was three years old then.

Not that anybody’s keeping track and getting their heart ripped out and served to them a la Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom on an annual basis or anything.


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