Sir Alex Ferguson Explains It All For You

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On opening day of the 2008-09 Premier League season, many questions remain. Will Manchester United retain the title for another year? Will Chelsea come up short again? What will be the most surprising teams? Who are the players to watch for? All these questions and more will be cleared up by Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson in the following press conference. Take it away, Alex!

“Brogue mumble mumble indecipherable mumble Gary Neville slur mumble brogue baah mumble unintelligible brogue mumble Berbatov mumble slur mumble brogue mumble Scolari mumble wanker.”

Illuminating, wasn’t it?

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