The Mountain Dew Method of Contraception

A quote from the news article: “Some Florida teens believe drinking a cap of bleach will prevent HIV and a shot of Mountain Dew will stop pregnancy … State lawmakers said the myths are spreading because of Florida’s abstinence-only sex education.”

All I can say is … wow. Just wow. I guess this is what they mean by “doing the Dew.” If you really believe this works, maybe you should help yourself to some more bleach, if only to keep the gene pool well chlorinated.

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