We at Food-Based Products Express are proud to announce a breakthrough in the art of sandwich making!
We’ve taken the choicest sweepings of fish by-products and pressed them into a mold to form an eye-catching rack of baby-back ribs. By working our secret magic on the rib shaped meat-like patties, we have managed to chemically alter them to extrude ooze and create the succulent illusion of slow-cooked pulled pork in your mouth.
Served on a lovingly bleached, then enriched white bun with our special barbecue sauce of high fructose corn syrup, dried MSG, preservatives and food coloring, our new Rib-Like Thing is bound to be simply the most exquisite three-dimensional sandwich encounter you’ve ever experienced, or we will give you your dollar back.
Or, to take you into a fourth dimension of delectable flavor, spray on our 100% all-natural process cheese food blend (patent pending). It’s fulfillment on a bun!