The Infant Incorporated Hair Removal System Is Here!

Cue the slick commercial voiceover announcer:

Are you tired of traditional hair removal methods? Do you dread the drudgery of shaving every day? Do you hate waxing even more? Are you suspicious of corrosive chemical hair removers? Well fret no more, because the Infant Incorporated Hair Removal System is here!

Infant Incorporated’s patented, all-natural Hair Removal System uses digital Grabby Baby Technology! This breakthrough in the art and science of hair removal utilizes the gentle touch of a baby to eliminate your unwanted hairs. The baby’s grasping reflex does all the work for you, and you get the added entertainment value of watching the baby laugh and coo adorably at the sight of your flinches during each gentle tug!

The Infant Incorporated Hair Removal System utilizing Grabby Baby Technology is all-natural and virtually pain-free! Virtually pain free!

Warning: Definitions, interpretations, connotations, meanings and nuances of the terms “virtually” and “pain-free” may vary wildly from person to person. Do not taunt Grabby Baby.

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3 Responses to “The Infant Incorporated Hair Removal System Is Here!”

  1. Torbot Says:

    I also highly recommend the Infant Incorporated “Loose Leaf Paper Destroyer”. Simply leave unwanted loose leaf papers near Grabby Baby, turn away for mere seconds, and the baby does all the rest with patented drooling, crumpling, and ripping technology!

    Sold seperately, some assembly may be required. II Loose Leaf Paper Destroyer does not come with paper. Do not leave important bound paper near baby, as baby may not be able to tell the difference. II is not responsible for damage to important papers, books, gift certificates, or unprotected photographs. May not be suitable for children under the age of 27.

  2. Shamila Says:

    Hi gals.

    I have been plagued by facial hair for so long and have tried creams, electrolysis which left a black marks on my skin, waxing etc until I found this amazing little tool called Epicare. It is just a lil spring with handles on either side. I love, love, love it. It is so affordable compared to laser where there is still no guarantee that facial hair will be totally gone. For gals who are used to threading this is the perfect D.I.Y. tool. Got mine at http://www.epicarehome.com. I have been using mine for 8 months now.

    Sham.

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