According to a language analyzer, this blog’s readability is rated at a junior high school level. Thank you to the people at Runner’s Lounge for pointing out the existence of this handy little language thingamajig. I utilize the esoteric term “thingamajig” here, because we all know how highly advanced junior high schoolers are in linguistic aspects such as specificity of vocabulary and sentence structure.
I suppose I should cater to what the Internets tell me is my blog’s obvious target audience, so here we go: Oh my god you guys! Did you hear that Dylan Thomas said he’s gonna deck Willie Yeats in the parking lot at the Rec Center dance Friday night? It’s gonna be the coolest fight ever! Willie said something about Dylan’s old man being “a tattered coat upon a stick” or something, and then Dylan said “I knocked,” and Willie’s mom’s “flesh let enter,” and stuff. So now they’re both majorly pissed at each other, and some bad stuff’s going down for shizzle!