Product Concepts Best Left Undeveloped III

The Coming soon to Wal-Mart, talking Jesus action figures. There remains no word on whether he has kung-fu grip . . .

Meanwhile, I’m holding out for the release of a talking Eris action figure complete with a Golden Apple of Discord and five tons of flax, saying things like, “For the prettiest one,” or, “Think for yourself, Schmuck,” or, “Gobble! Gobble! Gobble! Gobble! Gobble!”

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