ARRR, MATEY! Today be International Talk Like a Pirate Day. I kid ye not me hearty; there be an actual day for this. It’s even mentioned in today’s edition of Micronesia’s Saipan Tribune, so you know it’s a big deal. So hoist up your favorite tankard of rum, watch a bunch of episodes of Spongebob Squarepants, read some Dave Barry, and, I don’t know, veg out or something.