Elmo Frightens Me

Fisher-Price recently unleashed perhaps the most unsettling children’s toy ever upon a cowering world: Singing Pizza Elmo.

Singing Pizza Elmo

I saw a commercial for it this morning. Elmo sang about how yummy pizza is. Then the pizza itself started singing about how yummy it is. It has eyes.

Personally, I would never consider a singing pizza that stared back at me yummy. I would consider it disturbing as all get out. The whole creepy contraption looks like something out of an E.T.A. Hoffmann story.


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