Rejected Books of the Bible

Archaeologists have recently discovered several heretofore unknown ancient texts that missed the final cut for inculsion in the Bible. Here are their titles:

1. St. Paul’s Epistle to the Moonies
2. Song of the Humpback Whale
3. On the Origin of Species
4. The Revelation of Guests to Jerry Springer
5. Exodus from Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan
6. The Gospel According to Ladybird Johnson
7. 4 John: The Final Chapter
8. 5 John: A New Beginning
9. 6 John: John Lives
10. 7 John: The New Blood
11. 8 John: John Takes Manhattan
12. Lazarus vs. John
13. John X

These are the kinds of things that tend to pass through my head while running in the morning…

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