I Can’t Believe These Words Escaped My Mouth

Below, an actual conversation from last night:

“The Wife”: What are you doing?

Me: Spraying the trash cans with Lysol.

“The Wife”: Why?

Me: I don’t know… ‘Cause Oprah said to.

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