The Bumper Stickers in My Neighborhood

I was meaning to jot these down for a long time, but I kept forgetting. Before I forget again, here are the three most completely obscure and random bumper stickers on cars around town:

• Don’t Blame Me — I Voted For Willie Nelson
  
• I [heart] Tromaville High School!
• Eritrea: Das Neue Land am Horn von Afrika!

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